I ate an apple for breakfast — healthy, environmentally friendly, etc. Yah me! I am still a little disgruntled, though, because in my head apples are a “easy” food, requiring no extra cutlery nor plates nor cooking, whereas the reality is that they’re messy and sticky and you have to go immediately throw the core away because you can’t just put it down…like you could, say, an empty Pop Tart wrapper…
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Oct 23
A little disenchanted
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4 comments
degroof
October 26, 2007 at 3:21 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Ah, well, you just haven’t mastered the art of apple core balancing.
wedreamofbaby
October 28, 2007 at 4:31 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Hey! It’s me, Paris! You’re pretttttttttttty! (Told you I’d do that!)
It was so fun to meet you last night!
Katrina
gina
October 29, 2007 at 3:34 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It was a blast, Katrina — you guys were fabulous! I’d love to play games some time — email me when you have a free moment!
Anonymous
November 4, 2007 at 2:37 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
You could just eat the core, you know. That’s what I do. Not THAT much cyanide in apple seeds.
RM